Oh hey there, friends!
Today is the day to flip-off all the stuff during the week that has been driving you crazy! It’s a great way to let go of the weekday stress and make a smooth, happy transition into the weekend.
So I am going to get started, mm-kay?
First, I need to flip-off the wind. It started blowing Tuesday morning and it is FINALLY dying down. As I posted on Wednesday, those winds were so crazy and swirly that we had tornado watches and warnings all over the place! We had to do the whole “duck and cover” with a book over our heads routine twice in school. It was not a big day for learning. So? Flip-off, WIND!
Next, I am going to flip-off the little cut on the tip of my finger. You are healing nicely, but now your little skin flap keeps getting caught on every single piece of fabric in my life. You are annoying. Heal over already. Sheesh. Flip-off!
Ok seriously…this next one is driving me absolutely farking bonkers. I have a ZIT COLONY on the right side of my chin. Seriously? What is going on here? It started as one damn pimple. Then it spread. I have like five and a couple stragglers on my neck. What am I? thirteen all over again? Do I REALLY need to go out and buy ZIT CREAM?!? GAH! FLIP-OFF with BOTH fingers!!!
I am also flipping off our lack of food in the house this week. My lunches have sort of sucked this week and it’s sort of my fault. I was lazy with the grocery list and therefore food did not magically appear in the house. Very sad. Flip off to you, grocery fail!
Ok, this one might lose me friends, but I am flipping off Halloween. I can’t really pinpoint any good reason other than it seems like a hoopla of effort for not a whole lot of fun. I just don’t like it. I like fall decor and everything else that comes with October, but Halloween? No. You get the flip off.
And lastly, I always have a special flip-off for postpartum depression. The writing prompt for The Red Dress Club this week was to create a character sketch of a villain. This was all I could think of: my own mind. So flip-off, PPD for doing this to me!
Have some stuff to flip-off? You know you do! Head on over to Momma Kiss’ place and link on up…or just read more vent-tastic posts flipping crap off.