So I know I have a whole trip to Indy to tell you about. And normally on Fridays you get to come and see my flip-offs. I don’t have flip-offs this week. Well, maybe to the 102 degree weather in Indy that had sweat rolling down my back and into my…well…anyway. But other than that? Nope. I had a great week.
But of course if you are longing for the satisfaction of reading some flip-offs, definitely do head over to Kludgy Mom and read hers…and link up, if you’re a blogger.
ANYWAY…this post? This post is about something that was a LONG time coming for me.
I’m talking about the Coast Guard Festival.
I live less than 30 minutes from Grand Haven, MI where the annual Coast Guard Festival is held. It’s kind of a big deal. There is much festival-ness about it, and for good reason! The Coast Guard is a very important part of our Armed Forces! And here in Michigan, living on the lake, we rely on them for search and rescue, but nationally the protect our waters! They are a REALLY big deal, so it’s pretty awesome that we have this festival right here on our own turf to honor them.
And I? Had never been to the festival.
My friend Missy–you know, my super fantastic talented beautiful friend, Missy? This one right here? Yup, her family lives in Grand Haven and goes annually. She decided Sluiter Nation must…MUST…attend the festival this year.
So we did.
On Friday morning we headed out into the pleasant weather to first visit the Craft Show. I had never been to a craft show either (I know, I know…I am gradually coming out from under the rock), and I was pretty impressed!
There were tons of really cool local crafts. If it wasn’t so dang busy (meaning if we could actually PUSH OUR STROLLERS through the paths, we would have stayed). But it was too crowded for the whole family to move comfortably.
So…we moved on to the FOOD!
The best food booths were right along the water. So we strolled through Grand Haven and down to the shore. This? Is where I found a delightful corn dog and the best invention ever…butterfly fries. Freshly cut potatoes in swirly formation and deep fried. They were like chips, but yummier. WAY yummier.
And I ate them too fast to take a picture. Sorry.
Eddie and his BFF, Ethan, had a great time enjoying fruit and fried food from the comfort of the strollers.
And what would going to Coast Guard Festival be without touring an actual vessel? So we walked to the boats.
And the boats? They are big.
But the guys and kids toured them. Because that is what boys and kids like to do.
The mommas and the babies sat and chatted. and maybe got a sun burned part. It’s NOT dandruff, people! It’s pealing!
By the time the guys and kids were done touring the big boat, the rides were open. Missy was determined to get me on a ride. I generally do NOT love carnival rides, but Missy wanted me to and I love her, so I went on the ride.
Please notice that we sat near the middle because that is supposed to be the least scary spot. Also notice the small girl sitting next to me? Yeah, stay tuned about her.
So now you can see that I was holding on for my life. This? was terrifying. It was high. I don’t like heights. I screamed. A lot. And that sweet looking girl next to me? She MOCKED me.
Tiny Girl: Wait. Are you SCARED?
Me: It’s SO HIGH!!!!
Tiny Girl: Really? This ride is really not scary. You should go on the ZIPPER! That is scary!
Me: ARGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (because I can clearly NOT have this conversation right now while the pirate ship is trying to kill me).
Oh that Zipper ride that Tiny Girl was talking about? This was it. This was what Jeff (Missy’s bearded hubby) wanted to ride. With Cort.
As they were standing there in line, I almost vomited just watching the thing squeal and turn. And Missy told me that Jeff was all excited because NO ONE that they ever take to Coast Guard will go on this thing with him. Oh boy.
So they get put in this cage thing, see? And that cage…can totally spin around WHILE the ride is ALSO spinning.
How is vomit NOT going to occur? I just don’t know. Especially after those corn dogs. Oh those corn dogs.
That? Is Cort and Jeff. Those are their hands holding on for dear life. I had to stop taking pictures because my stomach was turning.
And yet? All happy with no puke! In fact…Cort said he would GLADLY go on again with Jeff.
Yes, we are officially their Coast Guard Festival buddies from now on. Just based on the Zipper.
Of course, Eddie needed to ride a ride too. The only thing he could really go on was the carousel. But he loved it. I know he’s got his straight face on, but that is what he does when he is taking it all in. Those little piggies were clamped tight to the horsey and he was holding tight to the pole.
When it was over? He fussed. He wanted more.
Although he was also very, very tired. So tired he couldn’t get it together for one last shot with his BFF and his momma’s bestie.
And so, we traveled home.
But we will be back. Because the Coast Guard? Is important. And when they have a Festival? They serve great corn dogs.
Oh Hey…Another Guest Post:
So I am over at Tie a Little Ribbon today. Krystal is all kinds of cool and funny and hilarious and when she asked me to guest post, I just couldn’t say no. It’s fitting that she runs this post today, after I have been a guest this week. So head over, leave me a comment over there, and show Krystal some Sluiter Nation love.